Michel De Lottinville: Apr 30, 2011

Gambling Natives & my Home and Native

We were expelled from the casino because we won too much money. So, we disguised ourselves and went back. They didn't suspect a thing!

A bunch of PRICKS! That's all I have to say about that!

My home is where my heart always is!

More of the best!

No negotiating here, I followed orders from this police officer in Aruba. He said to enjoy Carnival and I did just that:)

I don't know who sent me this shot, but it's amazing. I love Canada, my Home and Native Land. ALWAYS!

Thai servants, holding up the fort!

This guy missed his lunch too!

Huge snow storm last night in Malaysia. Then... I woke up:)

Me and the BOYZ. They tried to fit me with a pair of cement galoshes when I left for Malaysia. The wedding was awesome though!

Having a blast in the waves. The water was quite wet!

"M" for Man I Miss My kids!

From my balcony. Isn't it a cool shot? Come on...it is so...you're just jealous.

Water always calms me!

Thai children playing in the sand on the beach, just like we used to do way back when life wasn't fast paced and complicated. They must have played there for 2 straight hours, making sand castles, getting along, and helping each other. It was warming to watch.

HUGE!

I hope you enjoy this line-up of pictures that I really like:)

This stump on the beach is actually the size of big dog.

I caught this tree stump, at the perfect angle; it looks like a Jamaican Goddess.

Nature and industrialization collide and merge.

This boat team was heading out to earn their days keep of fish:)

It's HUGE, it's yellow and it's hard as rock..literally. This is exactly what you think...a gigantic phallus member. It sits in the countryside in Thailand, on a small farm. It represents and celebrates fertility and vigor. The owner came out, as we snapped pictures and explained it's purpose. Look at the pictures further below and you will see it's 'natural' resting place...literally. This is quite amazing and 'insert-resting'. As Tom Cooke would say "You can't make this stuff up"

I just didn't know where to start.
It's simply gymunganormousbig! That's my new word. I better copyright that today:)

The natural resting place for the phallus, between a rock and a hard place:)

There's that referee and his helper, fishing for 'calls'. No wonder so many NHL players end up in the penalty box for no reason!

In Malaysia, right down the street from where we live, the saga of the hole in the sidewalk continues. Over a period of four to five months, they covered this hole with branches and twigs, then, they laid this car bumper across the hole. Finally, recently, they actually covered the hole with steel grills.

Birds along!

Another one of my favorite shots. Dangling birds for sale on a steamy hot beach in Thailand!

Fishing Referee!

I always knew it and I finally caught it on camera. A referee fishing for a call. They come all the way out to Thailand so that NHL fans never know the origins of those 'X' rated calls that Don Cherry whines about on CBC. I broke the silence with one click. YEAH BABY. Peek and weep refs:)